February: I bet that name is taken by some loser who thinks he's funny.
March: Mostly because I want to feel sort of like a smart person again.
April: I can tell because I am forcing myself to do an entry even though it's the kind that just explains that I have no reason to do so. You know, the annoying kind...
May: Is it a good or band sign when you're biggest source of distress is losing at Minesweeper Flags?
June: In which the hero sees the antagonist at a stoplight and mutual awkwardness is experienced.
July: BOB GELDOF YOU GENIUS THIS ENTIRE THING WAS ABOUT REUNITING PINK FLOYD!!!!
August: I finally found the Sigur Ros tickets that I thought I had misplaced.
September: Last night walking home, these two jocks pulled up beside me in a truck.
October: That is the most interesting thing to happen to me since my last entry.
November: Today I tried to buy some baklava but the guy at Ali Baba's ignored me.
December: January: Garden State might actually be the best movie of this year